Hire or Fire Out 19 January 2027

You're the CEO. Your office is a garage. Your first investor is your mom.

A pixel-art office comedy for your phone. People walk up to your desk with a question. Swipe left to fire, right to hire, and keep the company alive.

App StoreOut 19 January 2027 Google PlayOut 19 January 2027

Free to play up to level 2. No ads, no account, no tracking.

Your office in level 1: Mom's garage, with a desk, a couch and Biscuit's spot.

Try it: drag the card, or tap an answer.

From garage to empire

Twelve weeks per level, then a boss decides whether you move up. Every move up, the office grows around you.

Level 1: Mom's garage.
Mom's garageLevel 1
Level 2: a small office above a bakery.
First officeLevel 2
Level 3: an open-plan scale-up with brick walls.
Scale-upLevel 3
Level 4: a glass corporate tower.
Corporate HQLevel 4
Level 5: the empire, with a golden statue of you.
EmpireLevel 5

Choices come back

Say yes to Dmitri's rewrite in week three and it shows up again in week nine. Stories run across several visitors.

Gambles

Some answers are a coin toss. A risky deal can save the company or end the run on the spot.

28 minigames

Ping-pong against your rival, sort the inbox before it explodes, pour coffee for forty people, ring the bell on IPO day.

Four meters, two ways to lose each

Cash

Run out and the bank takes Biscuit's dog bed. Too much and you get bored on a yacht.

Morale

Too low and everyone walks out. Too high and the team starts chanting your name.

Reputation

Cancelled at zero. At a hundred, the board replaces you with someone less famous.

Sanity

Lose it and you move to a cabin to carve spoons. Honestly, you might be happier.

Hit 0 and you're out. Hit 100 and you're out too. Nobody wins at everything, so keep it all in the middle.

The people at your desk

Thirteen characters, each with their own stories and their own ways to end your run.

BiscuitOffice dog. Wants a promotion.
MomYour first investor, asked or not.
KAFFE-9000Coffee machine. Wants a board seat.
ChadRival CEO, bro.
VicInvestor. Loves hype.
DmitriShips fast, tests never.
HannaHR. Smiles once a quarter.
PriyaReporter. Always recording.

A new challenge every day

Everyone gets the same startup, the same cards and the same luck. Each day has a goal and a twist that bends the rules. Try as often as you like; your best run counts.

Normal

One twist, one goal

  • Beat the first boss.
  • Survive 16 weeks without Sanity dropping below 35.
  • Twists like Blindfold: you can't see what an answer will do.
Hard

Two twists, no mercy

  • Bigger swings, out at 5 and 95, no recovery between levels.
  • Survive 15 weeks with every meter between 27 and 73.
  • Most tries fail. That's the fun part.

31 ways it can end

Every ending has its own picture. Collect them all, or just the embarrassing ones.

Biscuit sits behind the CEO desk.
Biscuit, CEO
The coffee machine leads the board meeting.
The Machine Wins
You carve spoons in front of a cabin.
Spoon Whittler
You sleep on a yacht full of money.
Too Rich to Care
The team in robes, chanting your name.
Cult of Personality
You and Biscuit plant a flag on the moon.
To the Moon

Pay once, or don't

Free

0

The garage and the first office, plus the daily challenge every day.

Full game

1.99

All five levels, every ending and every minigame. Your run continues right where the free version stopped.

No ads, no account, no tracking and no subscription. It works offline.

Biscuit the office dog

Your mom believes in you. Mostly.

Coming to iPhone and Android on 19 January 2027.